I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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