His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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