so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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