I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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