Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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