I hate all girls vehemently.
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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