I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
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