mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I think pants incapable of making pants work
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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