YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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