He disabled his match.com account in front of me
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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