Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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