I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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