I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Boobs are out for the taking
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
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