just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
just come out here and I will go home with you...
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
pray to the hookup gods
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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