Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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