i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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