Someone shit on the floor
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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