Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Randomize