would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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