So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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