Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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