How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
he fucked my hip out of place.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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