that's an acceptable place to lick
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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