lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
