you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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