is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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