it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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