yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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