Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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