how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
last night I used snow as a chaser
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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