All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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