just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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