Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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