I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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