I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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