Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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