Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i just made my gag reflex go away.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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