New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
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