whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
Randomize
