doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
