And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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