well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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