I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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