And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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