You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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