is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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