you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Please don't give away my fajitas
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