Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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