I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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