I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
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