just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
