I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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