I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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