Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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