You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
God I need to hump something, right now.
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