butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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