And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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