I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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